Top 20 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Striking out with the ladies? Then try these wonderfully cheesy pick up lines that will endear you to even the toughest girl in the room. Here are our top 20 cheesy pick up lines. Good Luck!

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute cumber.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I just check you out?

It seems I’ve just lost my number, can I have yours?

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

You wouldn’t happen to be my appendix would you? Cause I’ve got a funny feeling in my stomach and it makes me think I should just take you out.

My buddies just bet me that I couldn’t have a conversation with the sexiest girl in the bar; wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only Ten-I-See in this whole bar.

You sure you don’t work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods!

Are you sure you’re not a camp fire? Cause you’re smokin hot and I wanna s’more!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bedrock!

Are you an interior decorator, cause when I saw you the entire room became beautiful.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar, cause you’ve got a pretty sweet ass.

They say dating is a numbers game…..So can I get your number?

Is your last name Campbell? Cause you look “Mmm….Mmm…Good”

I just had to come over here and talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness!

Hey Girl, this isn’t a beer belly….It’s the fuel tank to my love machine.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be called a McGorgeous!

You’d better call Life Alert! Cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!